Trieda 4.D, Stredná priemyselná škola elektrotechnická, Prešov

A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass
in the air,pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, 'In Poland our glasses are so cheap
that we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice'.

A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and
shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Pakistan we
have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink out of the same glass twice either.'

A British girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and
drinks it,throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun
and shoots the Polish and the Pakistani and catches her
glass. She says, 'In Britain we now have that many
Pakistanis and Poles that we don't have to drink with
the same ones twice !!

na nete som videl video zo 40 rokov, dajaky rusky vedec oddelil psovi hlavu a udrziaval ju pri zivote s takymi strojmi co vyzerali ako gramofon. To bol profik. Hlava reagovala na podnety, normalne zila.

Peto: To si tu nemal davat. Podla toho co mi nemenovani znami rozpravali priody o zachranu zivota morskeho prasiatka (s nakupnou cenou cca 1,5€ - pred smrtou asi 50x viacej :) ), by to mohlo mat katastroficke nasledky (na financnu situaciu zainteresovanych) :)))

ten zaver je super :)

Na pobavenie, fakt sa oplati docitat do konca, ten koniec to cele pekne klincuje :)

Ja som vedel, že to raz príde.Klonovaní útočia ....

magy: slusne :) ... kebyze nemusim ist do roboty, tak sa na tom vyhram :)

Nemam vas rad a preto si kliknite a skuste spacepips.com/
(PS: neklikaj, drz ;) )

Rytmus vs. Fico (pozor: je to clanok, nie obrazok :) )

ja len tak davam pre istotu do pozornosti najma motoristom - Zmeny v predpisoch pre cestnú dopravu od 1.2.2009 (cize od tejto nedele...)

Cely zivot zije v krabici. Tak ako mu asi musi byt. A telo po 25ke prestava rast - zacina sa degeneracia...

dufam ze zajtra budem mudrejsi ... zatial to vyzera na crohnovu chorobu

kurna, prestan s tym nakupom! :) Som si kupoval bagetu a redbull aby som nezaspal za volantom. Som neprisiel preto, ze 23. na obed som mal auto este v servise s nefunkcnymi brzdami! tak tisko! :)

a o co ide?

No vidíš marťan. Keby si 23.12. večer nanakupoval niečo v poprade a bol na stretku tak by si bol v obraze.