trochu trapne, ale:
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them bothlooking for work in two weeks.'
An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way
behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in
the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for
work.'
naposledy upravil: Marťan, 12.11.2008 14:21:33 stromyNothingToto je trosku dlhsie, ale fakt dobre:
Overdue Account
naposledy upravil: Jan, 11.11.2008 10:52:10 The Matrix Runs on Windows Take the red pill. Get the blue screen. PS: Martinom vsetko NAJ. :)
Peto: Hej, ale v takom slovenskom raji mi moja zarazka proti prepadnutiu kanalom skoro nedovolila prejst cez jednu strbinu medzi skalami...
A inac k sugestivnym reklamam. Som pozeral na discovery.com/mythbusters dokrutky k tomuto serialu. A pomedzi to davaju reklamy. A americka armada si dala celkom zalezat.
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=army+strong+commercial&search_type=&aq=0&oq=army+strong+coSom mal pocit, ze matka tereza je "bad guy" oproti ktoremukolvek prislusnikovy armady.
A strasne mi to pripominalo tie momentky vo filme Starship Troopers.
Kua chlapi. Ale šak to nie je 5 cm naviac. To je zarážka proti prepadnutiu cez otvorený kanál. To môže človeku zachrániť život .... tak nechápem o čo im ide.
ste videli serial heroes, som to teraz zacal pozerat a ma to dostalo uplne (nie ze niekto nieco prezradi dopredu, bo bude po pasteke more)
mne zase vsade ukazuje> nove auta, luxusne auta. Sak ja mam nove a luxusne
Peto: No neviem ci je to zla cielena reklama na teba ;). Ale mne to stale vypisuje nieco s menstruacnym kalistekom.. a to uz mi pride divne...
Turisti sa blizia k najvacsiemu vodopadu na svete:
..ooo god, it's wonderfuuuuul...
..ooo mein Gott, das is wuuuuunderbar...
..gospoooodin, eto priekrasnoooojeee...
..ty kokot, do pice, ja to jebeeeeem ...
mne to nerobi, cize si jasny :)
V poslednom čase sa mi stáva, že mi google zobrazuje same reklamy typu \"Schudnite 5 cm z vášho brucha.\" Na rôznych stránkach a rôznych počítačoch. Robí to aj vám alebo sledujú len ma? A odkiaľ vedia, že mám 5 cm naviac?
naposledy upravil: Magy, 5.11.2008 17:07:08
Tomas: Pekny plagat. A vase CD. Hod link na rapidshare kde si to stiahnem :).
Ale aspon nejake ukazky by neboli zle.
naposledy upravil: Magy, 3.11.2008 16:10:40 Ahojte vsetci,
dovolte mi aby som vas vsetkych srdecne pozval na krst nasho promo disku 7.11. PREŠOV - CITY CLUB vstup je zadarmika a mozno ziskate aj nase CD ;)